shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via pizza)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via paprika)

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

(via liightup)

dirtyfebruary:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

i’m more of an internet conquistador 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via pizza)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via distraction)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via crystallized-teardrops)

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

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(Source: gaynewt, via pizza)